1.Sober
2.Buzzed (AKA "buzzed" or "pretty good")
3.Really Buzzed (AKA "tipsy" or "getting there")
4.Drunk (AKA "plenty boozed" or "drunk")
5.Really Drunk (AKA "Schknockered" or "don't tell him we hid the beer")
6.Blitzed (AKA 2done" or "the guy we quit serving an hour ago")
7.Blackout Drunk (AKA "somebody else's problem" or "inmate:218567")
8.Hospital Drunk...
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